They almost deserve it
'Phone ringing
Me: (Picking up 'phone) Hello.
Voice: Could I speak to Mr. McIntyre...?
Me: Speaking
Voice: Mr. McIntyre, I wonder if you have ever considered the investment opportunities associated with...
Me: Sorry to interrupt you there. Do you mind if I put you on hold...?
Voice: Wuh...? Oh, sure.
Me: Thanks. (Places phone on stereo speaker. Leaves room)
